As Covid-19 fears sweep the country faster than the illness could ever hope to, anti-gunners are out there buying guns. Let's help them! One of the best things about the mainstream media's insistence on misrepresenting guns and gun laws is that, in times of crisis, many of the anti-gun populace will decide that there are things in their lives worth protecting with lethal force … [Read more...] about Coronavirus Crisis: In Which Anti-Gunners Decide They Want a Gun
BREAKING: Joe Biden’s New Press Secretary Clarifies “You’re Full of Sh*t”
In a remarkable twist that's already electrifying Creepy Uncle Joe Biden's race for the Democratic nomination, we here at Freedom's Lodge have secured the very first interview with the anti-gun former senator's brand-new press secretary: Cash Me Outside Girl. This remarkable young woman sprang to stardom with her debut interview on Dr. Phil--quickly capturing a spot on Biden's … [Read more...] about BREAKING: Joe Biden’s New Press Secretary Clarifies “You’re Full of Sh*t”
Your Very Own Super Tuesday Anti-Gun Candidate Speech Generator
It's the morning after the Super Tuesday primaries, and the candidates can go Hump Day themselves. Ah, Super Tuesday, the day when American supporters of the opposition party go and decide which of the anti-gun candidates they want to put against the sitting president in the upcoming 2020 presidential elections. It's a perfect time for the remaining contenders (Cory Booker, we … [Read more...] about Your Very Own Super Tuesday Anti-Gun Candidate Speech Generator
Why Do Anti-Gunners Love Red Flag Laws So Much?
Boy howdy, anti-gunners love "red flag" laws like a fat kid loves cake... Anti-gunners are like teenage girls in a lot of ways; in addition to their penchant for hysterical squeals that test the upper limits of human hearing, they're very into trends. Some seasons they're all into "Saturday Night Specials." Some seasons it's all about "Bayonet Lugs." But for the last three … [Read more...] about Why Do Anti-Gunners Love Red Flag Laws So Much?
Anti-Gunners Love Violence & I Can Prove It
Is there anything more disturbing than when an anti-gunner's "mask of sanity" slips? If you've never heard the term "mask of sanity," it was coined back in 1941 when a clinical psychiatrist tried to describe the public face that psychopaths use to hide the chaos behind their eyes--and although the terms and definitions have changed in the last 80 years, the 2020 election cycle … [Read more...] about Anti-Gunners Love Violence & I Can Prove It
