Ima is a gun-grabbing guest contributor to Freedom's Lodge, and a friend of our regular columnist Trace Munson. She occasionally gives us insight from the anti-gun side of the aisle, in an effort to help bring us all together (and maybe have a laugh or two). It’s recently come to my attention that there are people out there who call me and folks like me “gun grabbers.” The … [Read more...] about 4 Guns I Promise Not to Grab, by Ima Nidiot
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"We're not doing guns...but we can do cartoony violence, TNT, the Acme stuff..." Do you have fond childhood memories of waking early on a Saturday, pouring yourself a bowl full of tooth-melting cereal, and settling down in front of the TV to watch Elmer Fudd chase Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck from Wabbit Season to Duck Season? If so, it's time to repent of your thoughtcrime, … [Read more...] about Be Vewy Vewy Quiet: It’s Gun-Grabbing Season!
For the third month in a row, FBI NICS checks--gun sales and transfers--set records. Can't imagine why! Here's a piece of news that broke like the wind in every gun-grabber's e-mail inbox yesterday morning: This past May beat all previous May records for gun sales. It's the third-largest month for gun sales of all time, and according to this article courtesy of NRA-ILA, "The … [Read more...] about No Duh: NICS Checks Set New May Record & Other Revelations
I give gun-grabbers a lot of grief, but the truth is that I'm looking out for their best interests! Over the past few decades, I've noticed a trend among anti-gunners, and I bet you have too: After creating their perfect gun-free paradise in their home state, they begin casting their gun-grabbing gaze at neighboring states. You see, the perfect gun-free paradises they've … [Read more...] about Public Service Announcement For Anti-Gunners: Places to Avoid Moving To
This is what it looks like when Poe's Law becomes a Real Law. Grab a cup of joe, eh, and settle in, Freedom's Lodge readers, because the Canadian anti-gunners have outdone themselves this time by banning Black Rifle Coffee (by name) from their shores. Yes, this really happened and no, it's not a Trace Munson parody column. You could be forgiven for thinking it was, since … [Read more...] about BREAKING: Canada Bans Black Rifle…Coffee?!