In times of crisis, the Second Amendment stands as a bulwark against the forces of chaos. And also boredom. As more and more Americans settle into a long-term quarantine against the spread of the Coronavirus, we're battling two equal forces: First, anti-gunners who are hoping to use this crisis to limit gun rights; and second, creeping ennui. Some of us are lucky enough to be … [Read more...] about Enough Coronavirus News: Here’s 4 Women Shooting .50-Cals
2A's Lighter Side
Coronavirus Crisis: In Which Anti-Gunners Decide They Want a Gun
As Covid-19 fears sweep the country faster than the illness could ever hope to, anti-gunners are out there buying guns. Let's help them! One of the best things about the mainstream media's insistence on misrepresenting guns and gun laws is that, in times of crisis, many of the anti-gun populace will decide that there are things in their lives worth protecting with lethal force … [Read more...] about Coronavirus Crisis: In Which Anti-Gunners Decide They Want a Gun
Your Very Own Super Tuesday Anti-Gun Candidate Speech Generator
It's the morning after the Super Tuesday primaries, and the candidates can go Hump Day themselves. Ah, Super Tuesday, the day when American supporters of the opposition party go and decide which of the anti-gun candidates they want to put against the sitting president in the upcoming 2020 presidential elections. It's a perfect time for the remaining contenders (Cory Booker, we … [Read more...] about Your Very Own Super Tuesday Anti-Gun Candidate Speech Generator
Anti-2A Bloomberg Has to Buy His Memes; Let’s Give Him Some for Free
In one of the most hilarious developments we've seen since Biden offered the nation's women a self-defense lesson, it's recently come to light that anti-gun leading light and presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg has to pay people to say they like him. No, really; he's paying social-media influencers to post pro-Bloomie memes...just like that one obnoxious tattletale fat kid we … [Read more...] about Anti-2A Bloomberg Has to Buy His Memes; Let’s Give Him Some for Free
Exclusive Interview: Biden’s Dog-Face Pony Soldier Speaks
In a tremendous coup for Freedom's Lodge, we've secured an exclusive interview with Dog Face Pony Soldier--whom, up until now, has been a figure shrouded in mystery, wrapped in an enigma, and dipped into a cold, creamy cup of WTF. When the world was introduced to Dog Face Pony Soldier, pundits everywhere were confused...who is Dog Face Pony Soldier, and why haven't we heard of … [Read more...] about Exclusive Interview: Biden’s Dog-Face Pony Soldier Speaks
