2 More Things Cuomo Can Blame on Guns
It’s all over, folks: Cuomo’s on to us!
A couple of days ago, New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-Hell) announced that New York State is in the throes of a “disaster emergency on gun violence.” Declaring that the murders of 51 people over a holiday weekend–a grim and terrible number to be sure–represents a “public health crisis,” Cuomo’s showboating is “a desperate attempt to shift blame to guns and the firearms industry to mask his own incompetence in dealing with rising crime in the Empire State,” the Citizens Committee for the Right to Keep and Bear Arms commented.
Asserting that, “We went from one epidemic to another epidemic, we went from COVID to the epidemic of gun violence,” Cuomo argued that “more people are dying of gun violence than of COVID.”
Those of us who are thinking, “Well no duh, Raggedy Andy, that’s because very few people are dying of COVID now that we have a vaccine and better ways to support the sick,” should please just stop thinking. Thinking is not how Cuomo got elected, and it’s certainly not helpful when there are so many other things that Cuomo can blame on the Second Amendment right now.
Number One: Guns made Cuomo stick COVID patients in nursing homes and then cover it up.
As you may already know, one of the first things Cuomo did when the COVID outbreak hit was shut down gun stores. One of the very next things he did was order that people who were sick with the highly contagious coronavirus be placed in nursing homes. You may be wondering why Cuomo would essentially hose down New York’s elderly with COVID, but wonder no longer! It was the guns, you see. Their very presence, even locked up in a closed store, was so dangerous that Cuomo had to hide the sick people somewhere safe so the guns couldn’t find them. And there’s nowhere safer than a nursing home, surrounded by people so fragile you could knock them out with a sneeze.
That’s why Cuomo just signed legislation to make it legal to sue gun manufacturers for the crimes committed with them: So the manufacturers will stop making guns that cause COVID.
Number Two: Guns made Cuomo sexually harass those women.
Since he took office, numerous women have come forward to complain that Governor Cuomo said and did sexually inappropriate things to and around them. It may seem odd that the guy who literally wrote the book on sexual harassment laws in New York State would then go and do the exact things he just made illegal. You may be wondering if it wasn’t a law, but a how-to. You’d be wrong, of course, because the truth of the matter is that it’s all the guns’ fault.
Here’s how it works! As we’ve noted many times before, anti-gunners believe that firearms are actually just men’s way of “overcompensating” for our genitalia. When Governor Cuomo shut the gun stores down at the beginning of the COVID pandemic, the guns struck back with a bullying campaign, teasing poor Andy that all the women around him could tell that he had a small penis. He had two choices: Either re-open the gun stores and allow the guns to go back to gunning around killing innocent people all by gunselves, or correct everyone’s false belief about his mighty member. He had no choice other than to make sure that they knew that, in fact, “Andy Jr.” is a force to be reckoned with … and Dick’s connoisseur Mike Bloomberg agrees.
What else did the guns in Cuomo’s state force him to do? Tell us in the comments!
You all have mentioned bondless bail and the defund the police movement’s but how many people in this state of NY realize the numbers of inmates Cuomo is releasing into our society, my friends the numbers are staggering, his new move is to release convicts over the age of 55 no matter what their crime welcome out murderers, child molesters, and scum bags looking to rape again. He has already closed 3 correctional facilities this year and is talking about closing at least 3 more, his way of cutting costs. By sacrificing the safety of the residents. Wonder why crime is increasing! What a P.O.S. !
The only way to stop all of those “evil” guns from joining gangs and harassing people is to make sure that ALL types firearms get “adopted” by good, law abiding citizens (especially those “evil” modern sporting rifles- also know as “AR style”.
We can’t let all of those evil guns congregate in large groups in those gun-shops with all of that ammunition (you know what happens when a bunch of guns get loaded).
Save the world – give a gun a good home and help to keep it a “straight shooter”.
Don’t forget – Hollywood and (most) politicians never let facts get in the way of a good story!
You’re so stupid. Dumb Republicans!!
Move along mental midget.
I believe that closing the gun stores was an attempt to keep those evil guns from actively seeking out innocent, law abiding citizens in order to turn them into criminals. We should all be thankful of his efforts to avert this potential disaster.
Lori Lightfoot -Are you paying attention?
It seems that my sarcasm was missed…..
Don’t worry about it, cuomo an the Democrats are going to vote for you anyhow
Is there any evidence that a democrat can run a state well and not into the ground? I didn’t think so. No bail, really? Charges dropped against looters, really? Keeping a means of self defense out of a law abiding citizen’s hands, really? It’s not rocket science to have a safe and secure society. It’s almost as if the democrats don’t want safety and security. They want you in fear and running to them for safety. They however can’t provide safety to anyone except themselves. The Communist Manifesto, Rules for Radicals and Cloward-Piven are all being used right now. If the average citizens doesn’t push back against these communist psycophants we will lose this country and lose it very soon. Do not under any circumstances vote democrat, ever. We also need to kick out the people in school boards that are pushing leftist ideas like Critical Race Theory. Maybe too we stop buying products from companies that are indoctrinating their employees into CRT. If we survive the Biden Harris administration then we can truly withstand anything.
I’m waiting for Kimber and all the gun and knife manufacturers to find a red state to make their products. Maybe Texas comes to mind.
the nitwit screwed up and then blames someone else for his incompetence….and the lame followers believe him. What kind of bullshittery is that?????????????? Since he is hiding something, there is definitely something to hide and well worth the investigation. WAKE THE HELL UP AMERICA.
It is the Democrat way.
How is this POS not behind bars?
Florida is experiencing an epidemic of population surge; precipitated and punctuated by the failure of Dem response policies to COVID. The issue is that only the knuckleheads that voted for Cuomo that are too poor to move will beleft in the Dem strongholds so the political problems will never be solved in NY. I hope those that move from NYC to FL leave their wrong headed political leanings back in the Empire State.
That’s the problem with democrats running state governments (or even the federal government) people want to escape those policies. However some that leave are too stupid to realize what caused them to want to leave in the first place so in their new town they pull the lever for the democrat. That is what has destroyed Colorado. Now they are working on Florida, Texas and Arizona.
I’m 71 years old, and STILL waiting to hear a Democrat, any democrat, take responsibility for anything!! Don’t believe I’ll live that long.
That is probably the truth, I know my grandkids will probably never see it happen either..
That’s not true CUOMO! There would have to be complete lawlessness to reach your murder rate. You murdered many hundreds everyday, you not only loaded the weapon, you put it to every single person’s head, and pulled the trigger.
too bad NYState democrats don’t have the integrity to remove Cuomo.The entire Cuomo clan has been -and remains :EVIL
Now how about someone help me find a small rural property in a non democrat state SOON-ER!!
Look in Missouri but just not in the city areas.
Aye Mate, but you are wrong about the sexual harassment. It was the lack of guns and not being NINJA’S that allowed those woman to be sexually harassed. But I do like a good fictional story every now then.
All the cities with major problems, be it COVID, finance, or guns . They are led by Democrats that are destroying the cities around the people that live there and those people keep re-electing them. You get what you ask for, don’t blame guns or Republicans because they aren’t in charge
Robert – don’t forget that Harris Faulkner on The Five (about 10 months ago before fox went off the deep end) directly asked marf (marie harf) to name even one republican city that was experiencing burning looting and murdering and that question STILL has not been answered.
Won’t be answered either
If anything, Cuomo is guilty of elder abuse and genocide.