Sh*t Anti-Gunners Say
The quotes, claims and talking points coming from the gun control side, pulled out and answered on the record.
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Paging Dr. Jill Biden: Code Brown. Repeat, this is a Code Brown. Isn’t it wonderful when the metaphorical truth and the literal truth come together for a single, diamond-hard moment of pure intellectual joy? That’s what happened at the State of the Union address last week, when both ends of Joe Biden’s alimentary canal opened…
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Fire up the Dysphemism Treadmill, because Ohio’s Willis Blackshear wants to take this one for a jog … When will people learn that descriptive names will never stick unless they accurately describe the thing? For example, years ago, I started referring to souped-up street-racing Hondas as “fartbuckets.” Despite this, somehow, Car & Driver magazine hasn’t…
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This is what anti-gunners actually believe. Every now and then, a gun-grabber will (usually by accident) give us some genuine insight into their thought processes. From Carolyn McCarthy’s “shoulder thing that goes up,” to the time that NBC news reporter developed PTSD from shooting an AR-15, to the time that David Hogg told Canadians to…
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Ever heard of “The Narcissist’s Prayer”? That Never Happened! And also you are remembering it wrong! And if you’re remembering it right, it wasn’t that big a deal! And if it was a big deal, it wasn’t my fault! And if it was my fault … YOU DESERVED IT. All of us have, in our lives,…
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Back in 1993, Joe Biden was busy shepherding the ’94 “Assault Weapons Ban” through Congress. The Nineties were heady days to be a gun banner. Bill Clinton had recently won the presidency, in large part because most voters had a hard time believing that an Arkansas native would ever actually ban guns. Turns out that…
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“If guns make people violent, then spoons made Rosie O’Donnell fat.” All throughout the late 1990s and the turn of the Millennium, failed comedian Rosie O’Donnell was the face of anti-gun hypocrisy. As with so many other hoplophobic celebrities, Rosie was most famous for demanding restrictions on the Second Amendment … while her armed bodyguards…
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In the aftermath of Tuesday’s murder at a Seattle high school, city officials were quick to declare Seattle has a “gun problem,” but the Citizens Committee for the Right to Keep and Bear Arms says the real problem is leadership and its failed policies. “Two years ago,” recalled CCRKBA Chairman Alan Gottlieb, “school resource officers…
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Are these people even listening to the words coming out of their mouths? A few days ago, New York City mayor Eric Adams addressed his constituency in their millions with the following message: I refuse to imprison repeat violent criminal offenders, and yet they keep offending, therefore our dramatic spike in violent crime is the…
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The “Nonhuman Rights Project, Inc.” makes PETA look sane. Remember PETA? Their long, slow slide into irrelevance began with naked pictures of dopey vegetarian celebrities and ended with the revelation that the group had been euthanizing thousands of perfectly healthy, adoptable pets. The next generation of fringe-element animal rights activists doesn’t wear butcher’s marks and…
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Recent headlines have suggested that the current crop of anti-gun Astroturfers are thirsty for more gun control. Trouble is, a whole bunch of new gun owners sprouted over the COVID-19 pandemic. There’s a bumper crop of freedom, too: 25 states have enacted Constitutional carry laws. It may seem that the U.S. is not fertile ground…
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When Vidkun Quisling collaborated with the Nazis in WWII, his name became synonymous with treason. Today, we have some disturbing news courtesy of a new Quinnipiac poll. In the wake of the Russian invasion of Ukraine, Americans were asked what they would do if our own country were invaded by enemy forces. They were also…
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One of the things that tickles me the most about Creepy Uncle Joe (other than Biden himself, when he’s mistaken me for an intern) is the way that he’s every bit as devoted to his blatant lies about the Second Amendment as he is to the scent of Herbal Essences shampoo. It’s gotten so bad,…