‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring…except my Desert Eagle. The year 2020 has been a bear (to...
It’s the morning after the Super Tuesday primaries, and the candidates can go Hump Day themselves. Ah, Super Tuesday, the day when American supporters of the...
My sides hurt, my cheeks ache, and I can’t draw a full breath…all thanks to these nimrods. Every election season, the anti-gunners vie to see who...
Wondering what that smell is? No, nobody’s boiling broccoli…it’s Sen. Cory Booker! I don’t know about you, but my favorite part of the campaign election cycle...
Today, we have a guest column from our resident gun-control expert Ima Nidiot, human wind tunnel and personification of the word “moist.” Take it away, Ima!...