Creepy Uncle Joe recently took a break from hair-sniffing to enlighten us on all things black…
When Creepy Uncle Joe Biden isn’t busy sniffing women’s hair or telling them to use their firearms illegally, he’s thinking so hard about how to repeal the Second Amendment that I can smell the smoke and burning cobwebs from here. That is, until recent weeks, when Sideshow Joe decided to start “educating” the American public about Black people. First, he informed a crowd of Black people that they weren’t Black, which I imagine was probably a surprise to them. Yesterday the final piece of the puzzle fell into place. when Joe told the world that all Black people think the same way. We finally have our explanation for both Biden’s social policies and his “vision” for black guns: They all look the same to Joe Biden. And I can prove it.
Joe Biden’s “I’d Kill More People” Quote
Last year, Joe Biden opened his cake hole and said one of the weirdest things we here at Freedom’s Lodge have ever seen. In this lunatic video, Biden attempted to clarify why he thinks semi-automatic guns are somehow “worse” than other action types. Here’s the money quote: “You give me a nine millimeter Glock, and you have a thirty-eight revolver, I’ll kill more people quickly in here. You’d shoot as many, but I’ll kill more.“
What an interesting thought, Joe! The 9mm and the .38-caliber are actually very similar ballistically, so what exactly does he think would make the difference between a would-be mass shooter armed with a Glock versus one with an old S&W Police Special? It can’t be the magazine capacity, otherwise he wouldn’t have said “You’d shoot as many” with your revolver. I wonder what the difference is!
Now let’s have a look at that Glock…
My goodness, it’s almost as if Joe doesn’t care about terminal ballistics or the science behind firearms–or have the capacity to understand even if he did. Perhaps what’s happening here is that when Joe looks at a picture of modern, polymer-framed handguns, he just can’t see past their color. In what remains of Joe Biden’s mind, an object’s appearance is the same thing as its utility. (This, of course, would also explain why he believes that it’s not possible for Black people to vote for someone who isn’t him.)
Joe’s 1995 “Assault Weapons Ban”
You may have thought that Bill Clinton was actually the primary actor behind the 1995 “Assault Weapons” ban, but these days Joe is claiming all the credit–and I say we let him. Here’s what he recently had to say about that 25-year-old (and long dead) legislation: “I’m the only guy that has ever passed an assault weapons ban nationally. I’m the only guy that ever limited the amount of bullets can be in a clip,” Biden said at a CNN town hall in February.
Of course, one of the largest planks in Biden’s 2020 platform is to bring back that same 1995 legislation, only dumber. This is directly from his campaign website:
This time, the bans will be designed based on lessons learned from the 1994 bans. For example, the ban on assault weapons will be designed to prevent manufacturers from circumventing the law by making minor changes that don’t limit the weapon’s lethality.
People who know literally anything at all about guns would find this statement odd. After all, it is not the gun that determines “lethality,” it is the caliber, construction, and ballistic qualities of the ammunition. Let’s look at two guns–one of which would be banned under Biden’s proposed law, and one of which wouldn’t.
As Freedom’s Lodge readers no doubt already know, both of these are semi-automatic rifles that fire the same caliber ammunition from a magazine. This means that they function in exactly the same way, and can fire as many bullets without reloading. The only difference between them? One of them is black.
Creepy Uncle Joe would very much like to be our next Gun-Grabber In Chief, and the fact that he can’t tell guns or people apart–they all look the same to Joe Biden–should scare us all more than any pandemic or civil unrest.
Andrew N. says
There’s a HUGE difference between a .38 and a 9mm! .002″ to be exact! Standard 38 bullets are .357″, while a standard 9mm bullet is .355! This much be a huge difference as all the Detective shows on TV have cops on the street that can tell the difference between the holes from a 9mm to a .38 in a body! Sometimes they can even tell you it’s a .380, with it’s .356 diameter bullet size! Those guys are GOOD! So, back to reality; Joe knows about as much about guns and ammo as Hollywood actors! Not a real positive qualification or proof of his “expertise”. Maybe Joe should stick to what he knows; sniffing hair and making young girls very uncomfortable.
charli_tuna and RET/DAV/USA says
The old hoot hasn’t a clue what he’s talking about. I’m a 78 yr old “little old lady” in the center of Florida (Polk County) and have better grip on it than he ever has…–think “Sheriff Grady Judd” (mentor).
larry grim says
A vote for Joe Biden is not a vote for Joe Biden,it is a vote against Trump. Remember, anybody but Trump. If Biden wins, he will be soon be out, and his vice president will be in. This is the way a black woman will be the first to hold the office. This is the Plan!!!!!
Dan 71 says
Nope, you’re not.
Dan 71 says
Joe Biden needs someone to change his Depends for him he is so unaware of what is going on. He is a mental reject.
Ron says
It’s safe to say Joe Biden has some real issues and really doesn’t have a clue, but What is the real question we all need to ask is what is the problem with anyone who would be stupid enough to vote for him, Biden might not be able to help himself but anyone who would vote for him is just going to prove they are really a dumb ass
GEORGE says
It’s amazing that they are running him in this race
Rusty Shamrock says
Just another of demented Joe’s almost daily cognitive test failures. The RNC should start sending him “Thank You” cards and texts.
Paul says
Thanks I learned a new word “chiffarobe”………. for a few minutes. Better watch out Crazy uncle Joe will thin you are talking about some sort of full auto gun cabinet and ban em’ heh-heh
Janet Tomkins says
It doesn’t do any good to laugh at how stupid some folks must be to vote for Biden. (Remember Beto said, “Hell yes, I’ll take your guns.” and Biden plans to have him in charge of doing so.) If you would like to keep your guns you need to educate everyone in your social circle and implore them to vote in November. There are many out there who vote for anyone who has a ‘D’ behind their name on the ballot and don’t think any more about it. If you don’t want Biden in charge next year you MUST DO YOUR PART. The Dems are doing everything they can to promote voter fraud with mail-in ballots and various other scams. Some estimates are that they may increase the votes for Democrats by 30% with such schemes. To win we will need EVERY SINGLE REPUBLICAN TO VOTE. And do it at the polls if possible because it is much more difficult to steal your ballot when you hand it in in person.
GomeznSA says
Janet – 100 Million (likely more now due the buying frenzy lately) Law Abiding Citizen gun owners NOT just “EVERY SINGLE REPUBLICAN” have to vote in our own best interests – IOW against any and all would be gun grabbers (most of them dems of course) regardless of the label on their name. IF we all get out and vote – it won’t even be close – in spite of all of the blatant cheating that a certain party of the people(tm) has perpetrated in the past – and will again.
PB- dave says
Am I the only one who remembers after the 2008 election, the Obama administration had to sit Joe in the corner and tell him to shut up…. because of all the stupid stuff he spewed ?
Buckwheat29 says
Nothing has changed..
Douglas G. Darchuk says
Does the word puppet ever get attached to pour ol joe?
Shooter says
More like ventriloquist dummy, with the hands of several up his ass moving his mouth.
Daniel Ames says
He is just a total tool and a total clueless fool.
John says
Lmao. What else can you say about anyone stupid enough to vote for creepy uncle Jo? Or is that Joe? Or Joke?
TrumpIsNotPro2A says
I know right? I mean remember that one time he said “I like taking the guns early,” or “take the guns first due process later,” or that time his party had total control and passed legislation to expand gun rights? By the way, do you know where I can buy a bump stock?