Ugh, Bertram, can you believe The Poors think they have a right to self-defense? Yesterday, 145 CEOs of some of America’s largest corporations sent a joint...
He’s the gift that just keeps on giving…like herpes. Ah, good ol’ Sideshow Joe Biden: Between his folksy, aw-shucks schtick, his creepy-uncle behavior with the ladies,...
This whole thing will be a lot funnier if you read it to yourself in David Attenborough’s voice, but Gordon Ramsay’s will work okay too. The...
The embattled retailer seems to have slid right into Everytown For Gun Safety with ease. Today, in “how the Hell did I miss this when it...
Why is it that so many proponents of “common-sense gun control” can’t seem to control themselves? A few months ago, we ran an article discussing how...
My nana always told me, “Trace, if you can’t say something nice about somebody, you just come sit down right here next to me.” Ever since...
It’s simple, it costs nothing, and it’ll work better than what we’re doing now. Hear me out… What’s always struck me the hardest after each headline-grabbing...
Today, we have a guest column from our resident gun-control expert Ima Nidiot, personal-odor trainer and vagina-hat knitting queen. Take it away, Ima! Hello to all...