Once upon a time, when I was just a wee Munson, I used to answer these in earnest. Not anymore. Have you ever noticed that so many of the average anti-gunner's commentary regarding gun rights seems to all come, not just from the same playbook, but the same photocopied handwritten crib notes your frat passed around for decades? And that most of them are about as deep and … [Read more...] about 3 Anti-Gun Arguments I Love Trolling
It didn't exactly take Nostradamus to predict this would happen...but what comes next? Last month, we drew an article from our "no duh" files about how the FBI's NICS checks for the month of May 2020 had shattered all previous records...and predicted that June would be the same, only much more so. There's really nothing quite like seeing their downtowns on fire to send … [Read more...] about June 2020 NICS Checks Smash Records Like the Hulk on PCP
About six weeks ago, we asked you to listen for the dog that yelps the loudest about guns at protests. My grandmother used to say, "Throw a rock into a pack of dogs; the one that yelps the loudest is the one you hit," and right now we're hearing some very informative yelps. The rock, of course, is the presence of lawfully armed citizens at peaceful protests who are practicing … [Read more...] about Gun Grabbers Attack Open Carry Part II, Electric Flu-Galoo
"We're not doing guns...but we can do cartoony violence, TNT, the Acme stuff..." Do you have fond childhood memories of waking early on a Saturday, pouring yourself a bowl full of tooth-melting cereal, and settling down in front of the TV to watch Elmer Fudd chase Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck from Wabbit Season to Duck Season? If so, it's time to repent of your thoughtcrime, … [Read more...] about Be Vewy Vewy Quiet: It’s Gun-Grabbing Season!
For the third month in a row, FBI NICS checks--gun sales and transfers--set records. Can't imagine why! Here's a piece of news that broke like the wind in every gun-grabber's e-mail inbox yesterday morning: This past May beat all previous May records for gun sales. It's the third-largest month for gun sales of all time, and according to this article courtesy of NRA-ILA, "The … [Read more...] about No Duh: NICS Checks Set New May Record & Other Revelations