Biden and Bloomberg just love to swing...swing states, of course! The 2020 presidential election may be fractious, but the true love between Mike Bloomberg and Joe Biden really ought to be an inspiration to us all in these trying times. We've recently learned that Bloomie is on the hunt for a gift for his best beloved, and it seems that diamonds just aren't going to do the … [Read more...] about Aww, How Sweet! Bloomberg Buys Florida For Biden’s Birthday
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REVEALED: Joe Biden’s Psych Evaluation for Prospective Gun Owners
Joe Biden thinks that you should take a psychiatric test to be a gun owner. Which test? This one! Yesterday we learned that Joe Biden's "wish list" for gun rights in America includes a licensing scheme not just for guns, but for gun owners--and that said scheme would include a psych eval. Once we got done savoring the delicious irony of good ol' Creepy Uncle Joe thinking he … [Read more...] about REVEALED: Joe Biden’s Psych Evaluation for Prospective Gun Owners
Your Very Own Super Tuesday Anti-Gun Candidate Speech Generator
It's the morning after the Super Tuesday primaries, and the candidates can go Hump Day themselves. Ah, Super Tuesday, the day when American supporters of the opposition party go and decide which of the anti-gun candidates they want to put against the sitting president in the upcoming 2020 presidential elections. It's a perfect time for the remaining contenders (Cory Booker, we … [Read more...] about Your Very Own Super Tuesday Anti-Gun Candidate Speech Generator
Exclusive Interview: Biden’s Dog-Face Pony Soldier Speaks
In a tremendous coup for Freedom's Lodge, we've secured an exclusive interview with Dog Face Pony Soldier--whom, up until now, has been a figure shrouded in mystery, wrapped in an enigma, and dipped into a cold, creamy cup of WTF. When the world was introduced to Dog Face Pony Soldier, pundits everywhere were confused...who is Dog Face Pony Soldier, and why haven't we heard of … [Read more...] about Exclusive Interview: Biden’s Dog-Face Pony Soldier Speaks
