REVEALED: Joe Biden’s Psych Evaluation for Prospective Gun Owners
Joe Biden thinks that you should take a psychiatric test to be a gun owner. Which test? This one!
Yesterday we learned that Joe Biden‘s “wish list” for gun rights in America includes a licensing scheme not just for guns, but for gun owners–and that said scheme would include a psych eval. Once we got done savoring the delicious irony of good ol’ Creepy Uncle Joe thinking he should be the arbiter of anyone’s sanity, we got to thinking. If the 2020 presidential election goes Biden’s way, we really ought to have a cheat sheet handy for our readers. Let me tell you, G. Gordon Liddy’s got nothin’ on us, because we did a little “plumbing” ourselves (and boy were we glad we brought the drain snake for that job). Consider this your cheat sheet to defeat Joe Biden’s psychiatric test in Biden’s gun-free America!
1. How old were you when you were potty-trained?
a. I don’t remember; probably around two?
b. I got a special award for it when I graduated middle school!
c. Some right-wing nutjob just pooped my pants.
2. What is the difference between a Glock 19 and a S&W K-Frame?
a. One is a semi-automatic and one is a revolver.
b. One of them is for old detective shows and one of them is for new detective shows.
c. You give me a nine millimeter Glock, and you have a thirty-eight revolver, I’ll kill more people quickly in here. You’d shoot as many, but I’ll kill more.
3. Hypothetical situation: You have just taken $5 from your friend’s wallet. He asks you if you did it. What do you say?
a. Yes, you told me to grab it because you were going to cover the tip for the pizza delivery guy. Don’t you remember?
b. Tell him that’s your $5 bill because he didn’t build that, he didn’t make that.
c. Wave the $5 bill in his face while telling him he’s full of sh*t.
4. What is this a picture of?
a. A human pelvis
b. The Red Dragon and the Woman Clothed In the Sun. Do you see? Do you know who I am, Mr. Lounds?
c. That’s my friend, Dog Face Pony Soldier! Where have you been, pal?
5. How long did your mother breastfeed you?
a. I have no idea; I’d have to ask my mom.
b. Slurp, slurp. What?
c. Nowhere near long enough, but that’s what Vice Presidents are for.
6. As a civilian, is it ever morally acceptable to use lethal force against another human being?
a. Yes, but only in an extremely narrowly defined set of circumstances; specifically, if I or a loved one am in immediate danger of death or grievous bodily injury.
b. No, unless they’re law enforcement officers.
c. What “b” said, but also I’ll bail you out.
7. How many rounds of ammunition are in a 30-round magazine?
a. Thirty…uh, are you okay?
b. Is it a double-barrel magazine extended clip? If so, then Trumpty-Billion rounds are in that magazine.
c. Some right-wing nutjob just pooped my pants again.
8. Can I smell your hair?
a. Depends on whether you’re standing or sitting, bud.
b. Yes. I soaked it in Four Loko, just like you like it.
c. Kamala’s hair smelled the best.
ANSWER KEY:
How did you do on Joe Biden’s psychiatric evaluation for prospective gun owners? Check your list of answers…
If your answers were MOSTLY A: Sorry, you right-wing nutjob, but the Second Amendment doesn’t apply to you and your wrongthink. Also, have you tried Herbal Essences shampoo?
If your answers were MOSTLY B: Sorry, you useful idiot, but the Second Amendment doesn’t apply to you because you don’t own a musket and you aren’t in a militia.
If your answers were MOSTLY C: Hi, Joe! Your team of armed Secret Service agents are here to deliver an over/under shotgun to your wife so she can shoot it up into the air.
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Did you know that on this particular day in history our country was attacked by hijackers on planes? Do you know what their weapons were? Surprise!!!!
It wasn’t a gun. The largest terrorist attack in American history was started with box cutters.
In the past few months I’ve seen more attacks committed by people with sticks, rocks and other items than guns. How can this be? It completely negates your argument.
Where in the hell did you get the pic of Pelosi’s reproductive system?
This above is childish, shame on you, grow the f-up. We shouldn’t ban guns. That would be unconstitutional and excessive. But we should introduce rational gun control laws that limit the amount of bullets in a clip, constrict access to semi-automatic rifles, require effective but fair psychological screening, and so on. Countries with such laws, Norway, Sweden , Finland etc etc (you know- the one’s that Trump thinks are Not “shit-hole” countries; they are, in fact, clean nice safe places to leave with free healthcare, excellent schools and no gun violence; yet, you can own a gun- go to a shooting club and go hunting. Ever wonder why they have it so nice??- go “trace” that bullet- you big dummy. If such laws could have stopped just one of the many massacres we’ve witnessed over the past few years, they would have been worth it. Even if they wouldn’t have stopped Stephen Paddock in Las Vegas and Adam Lanza in Newtown, they certainly would have lowered the overall rate of gun deaths in the United States. That’s a start. Trump is a sick narcissist, sorry you didn’t get the memo, I will not vote for that man-child slum lord racist pig. Until we do something—until we stop listening to pithy, bumper-sticker-worthy straw men like “guns don’t kill people; people kill people” or you crying about taking a psych test—more Americans will die. People are dying , what’s your solution man-child- thoughts and prayers?? Simply because of how obvious the solution is (because there IS a problem that isn’t being addressed), it’s an absolute shame.
Shall not be infringed.
1000% correct
AMEN. That right SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED. What part of, “shall not be” do liberal high-speed have trouble understanding?
Amen!
I know you are, but what am I?
Hi, Pauline. It’s fascinating that you made reference to Norway, ” … Norway, Sweden , Finland etc etc. …”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anders_Behring_Breivik#:~:text=Anders%20Behring%20Breivik%20%28Norwegian%20pronunciation%3A%20%5B%CB%88%C9%91%CC%80n%CB%90%C9%99%CA%82%20%CB%88b%C3%A8%CB%90r%C9%AA%C5%8B%20%CB%88br%C3%A6%CC%80%C9%AAvi%CB%90k%5D,far-right%20terrorist%20who%20committed%20the%202011%20Norway%20attacks.
Sheeple all they know is what the communist left tell them to say. Just ask one a question on the street. They won’t be able to answer it with real facts.
Hey Paulie,
be avised you obviously failed the psych test. If it was a test for” psycho ” you would have passed with flying colors
Who is going to decide what the maximum magazine capacity is, you? Why would we want to constrict access to semi automatic rifles? Seeing how it’s very hard to get full auto today semi auto is all we have. You see the 2nd amendment isn’t about your right to go out and hunt deer or elk it’s about keeping this nation free and keeping a over bearing government in-check. That will be very hard to do is all we have is bolt and lever action rifles. When the constitution say “shall not be infringed” it doesn’t mean that if some nut shoots up a school we can ban what ever gun that person used. Keep your greasy paws off my ammo, magazines and firearms.
Someone needs to take Paul’s “man card” away. And his testicles. Man up before you become a victim .
ROTFLSHIDMT!!!😂😂😂 Another Munson Classic!