Right now, the media is spreading myths about self-defense that will send you to the Gray-Bar Hotel. It certainly doesn't help that the current front-runner for the Democratic nomination for President, Joe Biden, is so grievously misinformed about guns and the use of lethal force--and that the mainstream media is so happy to repeat his misinformation--but his most recent … [Read more...] about 3 Dumb Self-Defense Myths That Could Land You in Jail
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BREAKING: Joe Biden’s New Press Secretary Clarifies “You’re Full of Sh*t”
In a remarkable twist that's already electrifying Creepy Uncle Joe Biden's race for the Democratic nomination, we here at Freedom's Lodge have secured the very first interview with the anti-gun former senator's brand-new press secretary: Cash Me Outside Girl. This remarkable young woman sprang to stardom with her debut interview on Dr. Phil--quickly capturing a spot on Biden's … [Read more...] about BREAKING: Joe Biden’s New Press Secretary Clarifies “You’re Full of Sh*t”
Your Very Own Super Tuesday Anti-Gun Candidate Speech Generator
It's the morning after the Super Tuesday primaries, and the candidates can go Hump Day themselves. Ah, Super Tuesday, the day when American supporters of the opposition party go and decide which of the anti-gun candidates they want to put against the sitting president in the upcoming 2020 presidential elections. It's a perfect time for the remaining contenders (Cory Booker, we … [Read more...] about Your Very Own Super Tuesday Anti-Gun Candidate Speech Generator
Exclusive Interview: Biden’s Dog-Face Pony Soldier Speaks
In a tremendous coup for Freedom's Lodge, we've secured an exclusive interview with Dog Face Pony Soldier--whom, up until now, has been a figure shrouded in mystery, wrapped in an enigma, and dipped into a cold, creamy cup of WTF. When the world was introduced to Dog Face Pony Soldier, pundits everywhere were confused...who is Dog Face Pony Soldier, and why haven't we heard of … [Read more...] about Exclusive Interview: Biden’s Dog-Face Pony Soldier Speaks
