Great Big Gobs of Greasy, Grimy Gavin Scum! Newsom Now Says He Respects the 2A
Gavin Newsom is the walking, talking epitome of that classic grade-school gross-out song. Just in case your upbringing somehow managed to elide this playground classic, you should know that after a long list of extremely questionable foodstuffs, the singer laments, “And me, without a spoon.” That’s Greasy Gavin, all right: No matter what vile nonsense…